Sunday, November 23, 2008

Oh, is THAT all I had to do?

My appetite--especially for sweets--increases fourfold in the winter. I Googled "Winter Weight Management" for tips on preventing the creeping hibernation belly, and the first result is, er, surprising.

Still. I'm totally going to wear red. Any little bit.

4 comments:

will said...

Wearing red and no rules seems smart and clever enough for me. Please pass the tomato and radish... and I'll some vino too, if you please.

Narya said...

Gotta say, the amount of bullshit packed into that one little essay (not yours; the link) is truly impressive. I'm gonna run right out and hire an angel!!leleventy!

and I really dislike red.

Ann Forstie said...

This is the most awesome thing I have ever read. Thanks, Phylameana lila Desy!

The second most awesome thing I have ever read: Ms. Desy's brief description of holistic healing: "An holistic approach distinguishes holistic healing apart from alternative medicine." OMG AWESOME.

kStyle said...

Bill: don't forget to offer thanks and ask that the food be raised to its highest vibration so that it won't make fat!

Narya: can you legally hire an angel outside of Nevada? Anyway, you have red hair, so you should be covered.

Ann: That IS awesome.