There is a woman at volleyball who resembles nothing so much as a terrier.
I dislike terriers. They are aggressive, yappy, noisy, pushy, uncouth, clueless things.
I relate well to cats.
It would be a foolish experiment to put a cat and a terrier in a room together. If one were to be supremely foolish and put a cat and a terrier together for 90 minutes every Tuesday, eventually blood would be drawn. This is not because the terrier is inherently bad; nor is the cat inherently bad. It is because terriers and cats are so fundamentally different as to be completely incompatible.
There is no room large enough for a cat and a terrier to cohabitate peacefully. The cat will attempt to get away from the terrier, but the oblivious terrier will chase the cat in order to yap at it more. This will not do. The cat can only take so much of the terrier before she strikes. The terrier will whimper and not understand what happened.
Terriers are dumb.
On a happier note, I freaking LOVE this stuff:
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