If only...

...One could chose where they were to tone up first.

Hello, Body? The shoulders were pretty OK in the first place. And we're allowed to have some extra weight in the boobies. Why don't you keep it there and BURN SOME OF THE FAT HANGING OFF THE LOWER BELLY AND SUFFOCATING THE HIPS???

PS I expressed these woes to a colleague who lost something like 80 pounds over the past 2 years. She nodded knowingly and replied, "My fingers lost weight first."