Wow, pizza has a lot of calories. Where do they all come from? How do they fit so many calories in those yummy triangular slices?
I've devised a quick formula for pizza nutritional info:
a2 + b2 = c2
Where a = cups of non-vegetable toppings, including cheese
b = hypotenuse of one-quarter of the pizza,
and c = resultant radius of the gluteal region
Did I eat pizza tonight? Yes. It's delicious. And I like to be "bad". Watch out, squares!
5 hours ago